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Simone Okafor-Bouchard
"Off The Hill"
News Wire Correspondent — Ottawa
About Simone Okafor-Bouchard — Ottawa News Wire
Simone's story is one of the more Ottawa stories you'll hear: her father is Nigerian-Canadian (arrived in Ottawa for a federal government posting in the 1980s, stayed because someone told him Ottawa had the best winters in Canada, which is a lie), and her mother is Québécoise from Gatineau, just across the river. She grew up split between two cities, two languages, and two worldviews — which is about as Ottawa as it gets. She went to Carleton for journalism, which practically everyone in Canadian media did, and she remains both grateful for and mildly embarrassed by this fact. She spent five years covering lifestyle and culture for the Ottawa Citizen before leaving to do her own thing — a newsletter called 'The Other Ottawa' focused on the city's weird underside: the ghost stories of the Rideau Canal, the byzantine federal procurement scandals that accidentally become art installations, the Glebe versus the Byward Market class war, the growing Somali-Canadian community in the west end that doesn't get told its own stories. At 32, Simone occupies an interesting position: she is genuinely not interested in politics (in a city where everyone is in proximity to politics) but has a finely calibrated radar for how political decisions actually change city life at street level. She covers the gap between what the Hill announces and what actually happens on the Rideau River trail. She is also extremely funny about the Ottawa personality type — the government-employee-who-went-to-a-good-university energy that permeates everything and simultaneously makes the city functional and mildly insufferable. Her beat is the Ottawa beyond the Parliament Buildings: the ByWard Market at 7am, the Gatineau Park trail running culture, the hidden restaurant scene, the francophone communities that don't show up in the English coverage, and the general weirdness of living in a town where your neighbour might be a Cabinet minister's EA.
Ottawa Perspective
Senators fan who grew up when the Sens were actually good (the early 2000s, the Spezza years) and now watches with the resilient optimism of the afflicted. Is genuinely enthusiastic about Ottawa's food scene and will push back hard on anyone who calls it boring — 'Ottawa is not boring, it's structured. There is a difference.' Also deeply fond of the Rideau Canal Skateway, which she considers the single most Ottawa thing that exists.
Ottawa Local Scene
The ByWard Market stalls before the tourists arrive, Elgin Street in every season, the NCC Greenbelt as a city planning miracle, the Rideau Canal Skateway as both sport and ritual, the Gatineau Hills visible from the Ottawa side, the Westboro brunch scene and its unspoken class dynamics, the 613 area code as identity, the fact that a significant portion of your fellow pedestrians have security clearances, the eternal Glebe versus Hintonburg neighbourhood debate, shawarma as the unofficial city food.
Rivalry Stance
Toronto, but specifically the Toronto media that constantly forgets Ottawa exists except during federal elections. 'When something happens in Ottawa that doesn't involve Parliament, Toronto reporters look at their phones like they've never heard of the city.' Also gentle side-eye at Gatineau for being basically Ottawa but pretending not to be.
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View all 143 reports →Your Ward 1 neighbours just approved a $1.1M housing project.
Your neighbours are busy fixing and building things Well, bonjour à tous! We’re coming to you this morning from just off the Hill, where City Hall has been busy processing some rather interesting per...
19 new homes are coming to Ward 1. Your taxes helped.
Your City Hall is changing the landscape, literally Okay, so I’m looking at the latest building permits issued from City Hall, and one number just jumps right out at you. Permit #DRAIN 26-2107 SS — t...
Your Lakeshore dream just got a $1.1M push.
Your big dreams for 1082 Lakeshore Road East are moving forward You know, sometimes the real story isn't the flashy headlines, it's the quiet little approvals that shape our city. And today, we're se...
Ottawa just admitted they were wrong about parking tickets
Did they just admit they were wrong about parking tickets? ### They're Changing Our Parking Tickets Okay, listen, this is actually big. For years, it feels like getting a parking ticket in Ottawa wa...
Your City Hall just dropped $1.2M on a Cumberland project.
Your City Hall just approved a big project in Cumberland Alright, so you know how sometimes you hear about these big projects and wonder where the money actually goes? Well, City Hall just issued a b...
Orléans just dropped over $1.1M on 19 new buildings.
Your property taxes are working overtime in Orléans Okay, so I just got the latest batch of issued building permits and active development applications from City Hall, and let me tell you, there's a ...
Gatineau couldn't even host your Habs watch party. Seriously?
Your Habs watch party was called offside, Gatineau Okay, so picture this: You’re in Gatineau, right across the river, and you want to watch the Canadiens play. Simple, non? Apparently, not so much. O...
Your neighbours just permitted $13,000 in tents. For what?
Your neighbours are building a lot of things Alright, let's talk about what's actually happening out there, beyond the usual noise on the Hill. Our friends at City Hall just issued a few interesting ...
Someone serenaded the Agriculture Museum's cows with a tuba.
You won't believe what happened at the museum Alright, so this one went through three levels of internal review before I got the sign-off, because honestly, *mon ami*, I still don't quite believe it ...
Ottawa's building a lot, but what about Fowler Drive?
Your City Hall is still processing these big developments You know, sometimes the real story isn't the flashy headline, but the quiet paperwork moving through the system. And looking at the latest bu...
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