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Your DIA flight to Mars is just one wild theory.

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Your next flight out of DIA could be to Mars.

So here's what's wild— Denver International Airport has been open for 30 years now, and the conspiracy theories around it aren't just still flying, they're multiplying. You've heard the basic ones, right? The murals, the "Blucifer" horse statue that fell and killed its sculptor, the supposedly secret underground bunkers. But apparently, people are still coming up with new, even more out-there ideas.

Okay, context— Westword just rounded up the ten wildest theories, and some of them are pretty rad in a "what if?" kind of way. We're talking about everything from DIA being a secret meeting place for lizard people to the runways being laid out in the shape of a swastika (which, seriously, just look at a map). My personal favorite might be that it's actually the headquarters for a New World Order, or maybe a secret portal to another dimension. It’s hard to pick just one.

### What This Means for Denver

* **A Local Legend:** DIA is more than just an airport; it's a part of Denver's quirky identity, like Casa Bonita or the perpetually unfinished 16th Street Mall. These theories are just part of its mystique.

* **A Tourist Draw:** Believe it or not, some people come to Denver specifically to check out the "conspiracy" elements of the airport. It adds to the allure.

* **Just for Fun:** Most Denverites know it's all a bit of a laugh. It’s a talking point when you’re stuck in I-70 ski traffic or grabbing a beer at Denver Beer Co.

It just goes to show you that even something as mundane as an airport can become a canvas for imagination, especially when it’s out there on the plains, looking a little alien itself. It's truly a Denver thing to have our airport be as much a topic of urban legend as it is a place to catch a flight.

Mile high on the wire — altitude and attitude.

Want to dig into more Denver oddities? The crew talks about this kind of stuff every morning — tune in live at mornings.live.

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