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Your dish soap is lying to you, Indianapolis.

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Your dish soap is lying to you, man.

Naptown on the wire — we've been up since 5am, you just didn't notice.

So check this— you ever just grab whatever dish soap is under the sink and go to town on…well, anything? Maybe your hands after working in the garden on the Eastside, or trying to get a grease stain out of that favorite t-shirt before heading to Long's Bakery for a donut run? Turns out, our trusty dish soap might be doing more harm than good in places we least expect. Consumer Reports just laid it all out, and man, it's a little wild how many times we're probably using it wrong right here in Indianapolis.

Alright, here's where it gets interesting— the report isn't saying dish soap is bad, not at all. It's just about knowing where to use it, and more importantly, where *not* to. Think about it: we're Hoosiers, we like things simple, one tool for many jobs. But your dish soap? It's got limits, and apparently, we've been pushing them.

### What This Means for Indianapolis

This might seem small, but it touches on everyday life, from Fountain Square apartments to homes out past the Brickyard. Here's what you need to know:

* **Dishwashers are a no-go:** Seriously, don't put regular dish soap in your dishwasher. It creates way too many suds, and you'll end up with a bubbly mess all over your kitchen floor, probably even out to your porch on a nice day.

* **Watch your skin:** If you're using it to wash your hands all the time, especially after coming back from a Pacers game downtown, it can strip your skin's natural oils. That dry, cracked feeling? Dish soap might be the culprit.

* **Delicate surfaces:** Got marble countertops in your Chatham Arch kitchen? Keep the dish soap away. It can dull the finish and cause damage over time. Same goes for some wood finishes.

Man, it's just a reminder that even the simplest things need a little thought. We're always looking for efficiency, right? But sometimes, that means using the *right* tool for the job. You don't take a sprint car to the grocery store on 38th Street, even if it *could* get you there fast. This is the same principle. Knowing this can save you a headache, a mess, or even some dry hands after a long day enjoying the Canal Walk.

Naptown on the wire — we've been up since 5am, you just didn't notice.

You know Keith and the crew are gonna have some thoughts on this — catch 'em live dissecting it every morning at mornings.live.

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