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An Essex man paid $1,000 for messing with geese. Was it worth it?

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Good morning from the border — where Canada meets America and neither one blinks. This is Windsor.

### Someone in Essex just got hit with a big fine

Listen, you know how it is on this side of the river. We love our nature. We’ve got the waterfront trail, Ojibway Nature Centre, all those beautiful green spaces where you can escape the Stellantis plant noise for a bit. So when I saw this story, about an Essex man getting dinged a thousand bucks for messing with Canada geese, it definitely got my attention. Joseph Brugge, from just down the road in Essex, pleaded guilty to capturing, harassing, and trying to injure these birds under the Migratory Birds Convention Act. A thousand dollars! That’s a serious chunk of change, *mijo*.

It’s one thing to complain about goose droppings on your lawn down by Riverside Drive, which, *c’est la vie*, it happens. But to go out of your way to swat at them and throw rocks? That’s just not how we roll around here. These aren't just any birds; they're protected, and honestly, they're part of the landscape. You see them everywhere, from Jackson Park to the fields just past the Ambassador Bridge approach. People around here understand that you respect the wildlife, *tu sais*?

### Why this matters for us

* **Respect for Nature:** It reminds everyone that our green spaces and the creatures in them are important, and there are real consequences for not respecting them. We’re not just a city of cars and bridges; we’re a city with a beautiful natural side.

* **Community Values:** This story, bizarre as it is, kind of underlines what we value. We appreciate the beauty of our riverfront, the parks, and yeah, even the sometimes-annoying geese. It’s part of our unique charm, being south of Detroit and all.

* **Local Enforcement:** It shows that even for something like bothering a goose, the authorities are paying attention. So, maybe think twice before you square off with a flock of geese next time you’re near the river.

This isn't just about one guy and some geese; it’s a little reminder about what makes Windsor, Windsor. We're proud of our city, its future with the Gordie Howe Bridge coming along, and that includes our environment. Let's keep it that way.

The crew on the morning show dives into stuff like this every day – catch them live at mornings.live.

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