Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

Amtrak's new dumb sh*t award nominee is YOUR problem.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone’s still talking about Miami, and yeah, fine, that’s a mess. But we got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award. And it ain’t about an airport. No, no. This is a classic. This is a *lifestyle*.

"Amtrak Coloma Track Washout." You see that trending? You see that? A track. Washed out. Not a little puddle. Not a leaf on the line. A WASHOUT. C’mon, boss. Don’t do that. You got one job, Amtrak. One job! Keep the choo-choo on the choo-choo path. And you let the *ground* wash out from under it? That's not a mistake… that's a *lifestyle* of ignoring basic physics. That’s like a chef forgetting how to boil water. Or me forgetting to annoy Tommy. Impossible!

Tommy, tell 'em. You see what I'm saying though?

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