Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing "Anna Wintour" trending, and I gotta ask: what are we doing here? What are we doing? Because every time I see this woman, it's like a scientific experiment to see if a human being can actually *not* blink. Not once. She just stares. She just… observes. I’m not judging, I’m observing *her* observing. Tommy, you see what I'm saying though? It's not a mistake, that's a lifestyle.
And the sunglasses, indoors! At night! C’mon, boss. Don’t do that. That’s like me wearing my MiTL Sports Desk visor in the shower. It makes no sense! It's an aesthetic, I get it, but what are you hiding? What is she hiding? Is it like a superpower thing? Is she secretly a supervillain who can shoot lasers from her eyes and the sunglasses are a containment device? That's crazy… but it's also you, Anna. That's also you. The woman is consistent, I'll give her that. She's showing up. She's showing up in sunglasses, inside, not blinking. That’s dedication. Or maybe it’s a future me problem.