Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm scrolling through this feed, right? And everyone's talking about 2026, and flood warnings, and what kind of boot Pitcher found under my desk, which, honestly, that's a whole other segment. But then I see it. I see "404 Day Atlanta" trending. And I gotta ask, Atlanta, c'mon, boss. Don't do that.
We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award. "404 Day." You're celebrating an error code? A page not found? You're literally celebrating something that means "it's broken" or "it doesn't exist." That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle, Atlanta. You see what I'm saying though? That's like having "Blue Screen of Death Day." Or "Your Wi-Fi Is Down Day." Why? WHY? Tommy, you see this? You see what they're doing?