Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing "Mackinac Bridge" trending. And I'm seeing people asking if it's shut down. C'mon, boss. Don't do that. This isn't like a surprise snowstorm that shuts down the internet or something, alright? It's a bridge. A *really* big bridge. You think it just… folds? Like a lawn chair? "Oh, whoops, the Mackinac Bridge decided to take a nap today." No! That's not a mistake, that's a lifestyle, and it’s a lifestyle of not knowing what you're talking about!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a nominee. A strong nominee. For the Dumb Sh*t Award. The Mackinac Bridge. For… existing. And for people assuming it just… doesn't. You see what I'm saying though? It's like asking if the sun is gonna rise tomorrow. Spoiler alert: probably. Tommy, weigh in. You gotta weigh in on this one, right?