Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

Dude, stop buying those Louisiana Lottery tickets.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone's out here talking about Roland Garros 2026, and I'm with Tommy on this, like, dude, what about *today*? But I gotta pivot, because we got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And it's not even about future tennis, it's about… Louisiana Lottery. Again.

You got people out here still buying into the dream, man. Still pushing that rock up the hill, thinking *this* ticket, *this* time, is gonna be the one. You see what I'm saying though? It's not a mistake once or twice. It's a *lifestyle* for some folks. You're not living, you're buying lottery tickets! And Louisiana, y'all are just feeding the beast! C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That’s not a dream, that’s just… math. Bad math. Tommy, tell 'em. Tell 'em I'm not wrong.

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