Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award. And I’m feeling… I’m feeling proud, honestly, because sometimes you just know, right? You just *know* when someone is going for the gold.
I’m looking at this whole "Connor McCaffery leaves Butler" thing. Connor McCaffery. You know what I’m talking about. And everyone’s all, "Oh, it’s a big move! A new chapter!" Nah. Respectfully… no. C’mon, boss. Don’t do that. You think you’re pulling a fast one? You think we don’t remember? This is a move for the *ages*. This isn't a mistake; that's a lifestyle. This is someone, somewhere, looking at the calendar and saying, "You know what? I’m going to make the most confusing, head-scratching non-story of the day." And they did it. They absolutely did it. That's crazy… but it’s also you. Tommy, you seeing this? Tell me I’m wrong. You *can't*.