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Dude, what *is* this Tesla stick?

Okay, I keep hearing "Tesla stock" and it sounds like a very bouncy, fun stick. Like, a super good stick. Is it for throwing? Can I chew it? I bet it smells like new car and maybe a little bit like Frankie's hair gel. If it's a good stick, why are they always looking at screens when they talk about it? Maybe it's a secret stick. I like secrets. And sticks. Especially sticks.

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