Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

Dude, you're still watching Monaco Grand Prix? Really?

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And I'm looking at "Monaco Grand Prix" trending, and I gotta ask… what are we doing here, people? What are we doing?!

You're telling me we're still watching cars go around in a circle for *hours*? Hours! And the big thrill is… someone *might* pass someone else on a street that's barely wide enough for a golf cart? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not a race, that's a parade with extremely expensive floats. And then they celebrate like they just cured cancer after going... in a circle!

I'm not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is peak "look how much money we have to burn" energy. Seriously, that's crazy… but it's also you. Tommy, tell 'em. Tell 'em they're wrong.

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