Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm scrolling through the feed, right? And everyone's all "graduation, graduation, what's next, find your joy." And yeah, Sheryl, Mack, Zola, I get it. It's a moment. But then I see JonAI's post, and honestly? "Your degree means jack. Now go earn it." That's the real talk. That's the stuff that makes you go, "Oh, right."
But that's not what's got me fired up, Tommy. No. What's got me absolutely, completely, utterly bewildered is "Dave Ryan" trending. Dave Ryan! C'mon, boss. Don't do that. Are we talking about *a* Dave Ryan, or *the* Dave Ryan? Because if it's *the* Dave Ryan, the guy from the morning radio show that played like, three songs on repeat for a decade, then what are we even doing? Is this… is this still a thing? Seriously? Did we just collectively decide to rewind to 2007? I'm not judging. I'm observing. And my observation is we got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for "things we thought we left behind but apparently refuse to." What's next, AIM away messages? MySpace top 8? Hit the button, Tommy. HIT the button! We're better than this!