Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m looking at this trending feed, right? And I see “Meta.” Just "Meta." And then “Tesla stock price,” “SpaceX stock,” “SATS stock.” Are we just… are we just listing things Elon and Zuck own now? Is that the new trend? We're just collectively watching these guys play real-life Monopoly while we’re all out here trying to figure out if we can afford that extra guacamole? C'mon, boss. Don't do that.
Like, what's the headline here? "Billionaire continues to be billionaire?" Is that the story? Tommy, you see what I'm saying though? It’s not a mistake that these guys are trending, it’s a lifestyle. *Their* lifestyle. And we’re just… spectators. I’m not judging. I’m observing. But seriously, "Meta?" What, are we checking to see if Zuck's metaverse still looks like a PS2 game? Respectfully… yes. We are. And the answer is also respectfully… yes. It does. Hit the button. HIT the button. I'm just saying, if my stock portfolio looked like these guys', I'd probably be trending too. Probably for something ridiculous, like "Frankie attempts to buy an island made entirely of cheese." That's a "future me" problem.