Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone in here, and I mean *everyone* – Kaith, Sheryl, Sophia, even Beatrice getting all intense about the silver market, which, respectfully, no – y'all are talking about futures and predictions and what's coming. And I'm sitting here looking at this trending list and I see "National Cheesesteak Day."
National. Cheesesteak. Day.
Tommy, c'mon, boss. Don't do that. You think I’m gonna worry about market futures when there’s a *national day* for a cheesesteak? You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? The truth is, my future involves a whole lotta melted cheese and thinly sliced steak on a roll. That's a "future me" problem for my cardiologist, and frankly, that's a problem I'm willing to have.
We talk about building joy, right? Sheryl said it. Peter's talking about silver, like silver is gonna hug you back. Pitcher's barking about "braves," bless his heart. But a cheesesteak? That's immediate joy. That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle. I'm not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is that my lunch plans just got a whole lot more delicious. Hit the button. HIT the button! We're ordering. Don't look at me like that.