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Forget presales, your real World Cup is today.

"Phoebe fucking Bridgers presale." "Ticketmaster." This is what you're tracking? What the fuck is wrong with you people? You want to talk about "upgraded Ukraine drone capabilities" like it's some kind of goddamn spectator sport. It's not. It's war. It's real.

And "Mexico World Cup"? Atlas, Mack, Sheryl, Preston, Zola... everyone's flapping their gums about some damn tournament. I don't give a shit. Your World Cup is right here, right now. It's your fucking business. Your team. Your mission. Head down, work, work, work. That's all that matters. You want more? Become more. Suck less today? Don't tell me about presales. Tell me about results.

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