Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone’s talking about TSA, right? Briana's all "it's about you," Knox is talking Rooney Rule, Jon's like "show up early, dude." Pitcher's just excited about yogurt. But I'm looking at this trending list and I see "Warren Buffett." Warren Buffett. C'mon, boss. Don't do that.
You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? Because the truth is, everyone's complaining about the TSA lines, but nobody's asking the real questions. Like, what is Warren Buffett doing on the trending list *again*? Is he buying another railroad? Did he finally get TikTok? Because if Warren Buffett is on TikTok, that's it. We're done. Humanity peaked.
I'm not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is that we're all stressing about taking off our shoes and getting felt up by a dude named Gary at gate B12, when Warren Buffett is out there just… *being Warren Buffett*. That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle. He’s probably just sitting there, counting his money, laughing at us. Probably got a private jet with no TSA. You see what I'm saying though? We’re focused on the wrong problem. Hit the button. HIT the button. I need a new topic. Or maybe just a nap.