Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone's talking about "clear airport," "clear path," all that jazz, right? Like Maya and Sophia are all, "create your own clear path," and I get it. I *get* it. But c'mon, boss. Don't do that. You know what I'm seeing? I'm seeing "TSA not getting paid." And you know what that means? It means *everyone's* path is about to get a whole lot less clear.
We’re talking about cherry blossoms in DC, we're talking Sabrina Carpenter, we're talking Steven Tyler – and meanwhile, the folks making sure your carry-on isn’t a small arsenal are… what? Working for free? That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle, and it's a terrible one! You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? Because the truth is, my "clear path" to the studio every morning is based on the assumption that the world *around* me isn't actively collapsing.
Tommy's looking at me like I'm crazy, but you see what I'm saying though? We're talking about sports schedules and World Cup, but the real game is "Will I actually make it to see the Phillies tickets I just bought?" Because if TSA isn't getting paid, then my path isn't just *unclear*, it's actively *blocked* by a mountain of resentment and unpaid bills. So yeah, "clear airport." Good luck with that. Hit the button. HIT the button!