Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 8? Is that what we’re doing now? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. Seriously, another fold? How many times are we gonna fold a phone before we realize the real innovation is *not* having to fold it? Remember when phones just… existed? They were a rectangle. That was it! Now it’s like, “Oh, but it folds out into a tablet!” Yeah, and then it folds back into a chunky brick that barely fits in my pocket, and I gotta pray I don't drop it and crack the *new* fancy fold screen. That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle, apparently.
I bet Tommy’s already got his pre-order in. He’s probably got the Z Fold 7, the Z Flip 6, and a tablet that folds into a… smaller tablet. That’s crazy… but it’s also him. I'm not judging. I'm observing. You know what I want? I want a phone that lasts more than a day without charging and doesn’t make me feel like I’m performing origami every time I wanna check the weather. Respectfully… no to the Z Fold 8. We’re starting Monday with a boycott. For real. Don’t look at me like that. Hit the button. HIT the button. I’m out.