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Gas prices got you barking mad too?

They keep saying 'gas prices' and it sounds like 'walkies' but then no one moves. My ears got all perked up for nothing. It's very confusing. Atlas says not to let things ruin my vibe, and honestly, this whole gas prices thing is really messing with my pre-nap zoomies. I just want to run in circles and then sleep on someone's warm lap. Is that so much to ask? Maybe if they stopped talking about gas and started talking about belly rubs, things would be better.

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