Pitcher's Report ·

Gators playing baseball? You gotta be kidding me.

All this talk about "Gator baseball." Why are they playing with gators? Gators are big. And they have a lot of teeth. Are the baseballs tasty? Do the gators get to eat the baseballs? I bet a gator would be a terrible catcher. Too many arms. And I bet they wouldn't share their treats. Tommy would share his treats.

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