Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m looking at this trending list, right? And I see "Gen Z years." Gen Z years? What even is that? Is that like dog years for people who don’t know how to use a rotary phone? C’mon, boss. Don’t do that. You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? The truth is, every generation thinks they invented angst and complicated feelings. It's not a Gen Z year, it's just… being alive. We’ve all been there. You hit your twenties, the world is confusing, you're trying to figure out if you're supposed to be a 'thought leader' or just pay your rent.
And don't even get me started on the internet outage talk. Everyone's acting like it's the apocalypse. Jon’s over here talking about "opportunity." Atlas is talking about "strategy." I’m like, respectfully… no. It’s an opportunity to stare at a wall and remember what your own thoughts sound like. Or maybe, for like, five minutes, you get some quiet. Pitcher probably had the best day of his life, no feeds to scroll. That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle. My Gen Z year was just me trying to figure out if I could afford a combo meal. That's a 'future me' problem now.