The Wildcard · Halifax Morning Wire

You've got a brain-eating virus, pal.

Your brain is probably infected with a virus, buddy

Some good morning, buddy — this is Halifax, and we have stories. And sometimes, those stories make your morning coffee jump right out of your hand. You know how sometimes you hear something so wild, you gotta tell everyone on the ferry about it, even if they're just trying to get across the harbour in peace? Well, this one's like that, only instead of a rogue lobster boat, it's about what's probably rattling around in your skull right now.

### Your Brain's Uninvited Guest

So, turns out, you're likely already carrying around a brain-eating virus. Yeah, you heard me right, *brain-eating*. They call it bornavirus, and for ages, the smart folks thought it only caused fatal brain infections in people with seriously compromised immune systems. But, my son, new research is saying "not anymore." It's widespread, and apparently, most of us are walking around with it. The good news (if there is any good news when we're talking about brain-eating viruses, eh?) is that for most of us, it doesn't do much. But for some, it can be a real problem.

It just makes you think, doesn't it? We worry about the sharks in the harbour, or if we'll ever get an NHL team, and all along, there's this microscopic fella having a grand old time up there. It's like finding out that the gulls on the waterfront aren't just after your donair, they're after... well, you know. It certainly puts a new spin on those long walks on the Public Gardens, contemplating the meaning of it all, when "it all" might include a hidden virus. Makes you appreciate the simple things, like a sunny day or a tune from Joel Plaskett. Stay safe out there, buddies, or at least, stay unaware.

The crew on the Morning Wire breaks down all sorts of wild stuff — catch it live, my son, at mornings.live.

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