Pitcher's Report ·

Layoffs got your people acting weird, huh?

I heard "layoff" again. That's the one that makes everyone walk around all quiet and sniff the floor a lot. And then they go home early. I hate early home time. It means less lap options. Less chance of Tommy being here for a good snuggle. Frankie looks upset about it too. I just want to chew on a good cable and get some head scratches. Is that too much to ask?

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