Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

Netflix is remaking Denzel. You gotta be kidding me.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m looking at this trending list, right? And I see “Kentucky Derby Anthem Reactions.” And I’m thinking, "C'mon, boss. Don't do that." We just finished talking about fiber optic drones watching us, thanks Briana, and now we’re dissecting how people *feel* about a song at a horse race? Respectfully… no.

But then, THEN, I scroll down a little further, and what do I see? "Netflix Man on Fire Remake." I already said this, but we got a nominee. We got a STRONG nominee. Netflix is out here trying to remake Denzel. DENZEL. That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle choice. You can’t recreate perfection. You see what I’m saying though? This isn't just dumb; it's a crime against cinema. We don't *need* this. Nobody asked for this. Tommy, back me up here. Please.

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