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Half our playgrounds have lead. Your kids play there.

Y'all ain't gonna believe this about our playgrounds, cher!

Look, I tell y'all all the time, this city ain't perfect, but it's *ours*. We live through hurricanes, through Mardi Gras madness, through potholes big enough to swallow a car. But when I hear stuff like this about our kids, baby, my blood just boils. They just found lead at *half* of New Orleans' playgrounds. Half of 'em! Can you believe that? We’re talking about where our little ones are swinging, sliding, picking up dirt. This ain't some old historic house in the Garden District; this is where our children play.

This ain't just some abstract problem, no. We talkin' about places like the little park near St. Roch, or maybe even those spots tucked away by the lakefront that families love. Lead exposure, baby, that's serious business for growing minds and bodies. It’s hard to avoid in this old city, with all our beautiful, ancient bones, but our playgrounds? That's just a bridge too far. Our city leaders gotta step up and protect our future, which are these babies, you hear me? We got enough to worry about with the infrastructure falling apart around us without adding this to the list.

* **What This Means for New Orleans Families:** * Parents need to be extra vigilant about where their kids are playing. * Understanding the risks of lead exposure is more important than ever. * The city needs to prioritize testing and remediation of these public spaces immediately.

This isn't just about a headline, it’s about our neighbors, our future, our very soul, cher. We deserve safe places for our children to play, free from hidden dangers. That's New Orleans, baby — we bury our dead above ground and keep the music below, but we sure as heck don't need lead in our playgrounds.

Monique Thibodaux-Laurent, MiTL Sports Desk, New Orleans

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