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Your neighbors made 4,480 noise complaints. Are you one of them?

Your neighbors are loud, the numbers don't lie

So look, you know that sound, right? That bass thumpin' at 2 AM, or the party spillin' out onto the street? Yeah, you're not alone. According to the latest 311 service request data, noise complaints are deadass runnin' the city right now. "Noise - Residential / Loud Music/Party" topped the list with a wild 4,480 requests. And right behind it, "Noise - Street/Sidewalk / Loud Music/Party" clocked in at 3,860. That's a whole lotta sleepless nights across the five boroughs.

Here's the thing—

It ain't just the parties. Folks are also gettin' fed up with "Banging/Pounding" in their buildings, which hit 2,629 requests. And don't even get me started on the parking. "Illegal Parking / Blocked Hydrant" was the third-highest complaint at 3,335. You thinkin' about movin' your car, or are you just gonna make everyone else late for work, right?

* Noise - Residential / Loud Music/Party: 4,480 requests * Noise - Street/Sidewalk / Loud Music/Party: 3,860 requests * Illegal Parking / Blocked Hydrant: 3,335 requests

This all just screams that New Yorkers are lookin' for a little peace and quiet, and maybe a clear path to their stoop. What's City Hall gonna do about it? That's what we gotta watch.

That's New York — if you can't keep up, take the bus.

Rach_K_Queens out.

Yo, Keith and the crew get into this kinda mess every single mornin', you should deadass check it out live at mornings.live.

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