They keep talking about "internet outage" and I don't know what that is. Is it like when the big human stops moving and staring at the glowing rectangle? Because that happens a lot here. Then they look at each other and make noises. Maybe it's a game. I like games. Though sometimes they sound sad when it happens. I try to make them feel better by bringing them my squeaky toy. It always works eventually.
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