The Wildcard · Saskatoon Morning Wire

Your ancestors put nails in chests, it's true

Your ancestors put nails in chests, it's true

Okay, so this is actually wild. I'm scrolling through the news this morning, sipping my coffee – the kind you get from Collective Coffee, you know, because it actually wakes you up – and I see this headline: "1,800-year-old nails discovered in 3 burials in Roman necropolis, possibly to 'protect' both the living and the dead." My first thought was, *wait, what?* Apparently, archaeologists digging in Rome found three skeletons with iron nails on their chests. Not *in* a coffin with nails, but *on* their actual chests! The theory is that it was some kind of ritual to keep restless spirits from causing trouble. Can you imagine?

Honestly, Saskatoon is a city that will invite you to a farm-to-table dinner and then make you defend the concept of a city for twenty minutes, but even *we* aren't putting nails on people's chests to keep them from haunting us. Though, I do wonder if some of the Rider Nation faithful have tried similar, uh, *spirited* interventions during a particularly rough season. Like, "we put this nail on the goalpost to ward off bad luck!" No? Just me? It’s giving very much "don't come back and bother us," which, I mean, fair enough if you're dealing with a ghost, but also very intense.

This just makes me think about how much we *don't* know about the past, and how every time we dig something up, it's just another layer of "human beings were always doing the most." Saskatoon — seven bridges, two rivers, and something happening you haven't heard about yet.

Blessing Adesanya, MiTL Sports Desk, signing off.

You know Keith and the crew are going to have jokes about this one. Catch them every morning at mornings.live.

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