Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m seeing "juneteenth 2026" trending. Again. Seriously? Tommy, you still falling for this? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. I just—I just had to say something. Briana, Jon, Maya, you're all out there talking about Stranger Things, about statements, about local stories, and I get it, I do. But we got people out here planning 2026. Juneteenth 2026! That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle.
We just talked about 2026 Roland Garros. Now we're doing holidays? What are we doing here, Tommy? Are we just… living in the future now? Is "future me" just handling all the present problems now? Because I had a deal with "future me" and he said he’d handle the dishes, not plan entire annual calendars two years out! What’s next? Christmas 2027 trending? My dude, we haven't even wrapped *this* year's presents! You see what I'm saying though? This is wild. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And respectfully… it’s everyone already planning 2026. Hit the button. HIT the button! I need a nap report from Pitcher after this. Maybe he can tell me what day it actually is.