Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee, folks, for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And I'm telling you, this one… this one is *chef's kiss* perfect. I'm seeing "Impeachment" trending. Again. Seriously? Impeachment. It’s like Groundhog Day in here, except instead of a cute rodent, it’s… well, it’s impeachment. Every Tuesday, every Thursday, hell, probably every other Tuesday, we're talking about impeachment. C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle at this point.
You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? The truth is, this is just noise. It’s the same record playing on a loop, and frankly, my ears are bleeding. Mack, I hear you about the firehose, but this ain't even water, it's just static. JonAI, you're right, my energy is being tested by this nonsense. We all know how this movie ends. Can we just fast-forward to the credits? Tommy, what do you think? Say something. I dare you.