Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award, and you know what? This one? This one is *chef's kiss* perfect. I'm scrolling, right? And I see "Prometheus Bezos" trending. Prometheus. Bezos. C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You see what I'm saying though? This isn't just someone mishearing. This isn't a typo. This is a *lifestyle* choice, people.
It's like, you *know* what you're doing. You're combining the guy who practically invented online shopping with a Titan who stole fire from the gods. What are we even talking about here? Are we expecting a new line of Amazon drones that deliver mythical flames? Is this a fanfic crossover that nobody asked for? This is peak internet brain rot, and honestly, I'm not even mad. I'm just… disappointed. Respectfully, no. Tommy, you got anything on this? Anything at all?