Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Everyone's talking about lawyers today, right? Tommy's got his whole thing, Preston's talking choices, Maya's all about the small steps, and Briana's over here trying to tell us we're not dealing with the *real* problem. And yeah, fine. Great. But you know what IS a real problem? This "sulfuric acid" trending. Sulfuric acid! C'mon, boss. Don't do that.
Like, who's out here looking up sulfuric acid? What are we doing? Are we making meth in the breakroom now? Is that the new MiTL side hustle? Because if it is, I gotta say, "future me" is *not* dealing with that hazmat situation. I’m not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is a lot of folks suddenly getting real curious about highly corrosive chemicals. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. We got a strong nominee for "things you absolutely should not be Googling at work." Respectfully… no. Just… no. Get back to the divorce lawyers, people. At least that’s a problem you can talk your way out of. Probably.