Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m seeing "2026 College World Series teams" trending. Are you KIDDING me? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. Seriously? We haven't even finished 2025 yet! We're talking about teams that haven't even *drafted* their freshmen for that year, probably. Tommy, you still falling for this future-hype nonsense? This is like planning your New Year's Eve 2027 outfit. Who does that?
We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. "2026 College World Series teams." That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. That's a "future me" problem for the *future* me's future me. You see what I'm saying though? Kaith is over here asking if you're playing your *own* game, and y'all are out here scouting college baseball teams two years in advance. Respectfully… no. Stop it. Go outside. Look at a cloud. It's gotta be more productive than this. Hit the button. HIT the button. We're done here.