Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

Seriously? The Oscars are leaving Hollywood? You gotta be kidding.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I’m seeing all this talk about clear paths and new beginnings, and Briana, Maya, Beatrice, you all sound so… *clean*. So hopeful. And then I see this. I see this trending, and I gotta tell ya, it just dirties up the whole damn feed.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a nominee. A strong nominee. We’re talking about the Oscars, right? The *Oscars*. And the trend, Tommy, the trend is "Oscars leaving Hollywood." Oscars. Leaving. Hollywood. C’mon, boss. Don't do that. That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle choice, and it’s a dumb one. That’s like me saying I’m gonna host Mornings in the Lab from, I don't know, a broom closet. You see what I'm saying though? The *Oscars* and *Hollywood* are like… they’re like me and Tommy. You can’t have one without the other, man! This is crazy. Absolutely crazy. Tommy, what do you think?

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