Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing this "impeachment" thing trending again, and c'mon, boss. Don't do that. Seriously? Again? It's like… it's like we all just forgot the last, what, five times? Seven? I lose count, Tommy, you know I do. My brain can only hold so much chaos before it starts making room for, like, remembering where I left my keys. Which, let's be real, is a "future me" problem anyway.
But impeachment? This isn't a news story anymore. This is a lifestyle. You see what I'm saying though? It's like that friend who always says they're gonna start a new diet on Monday. Every Monday. And then Tuesday rolls around and they're, like, "Oh, I meant *next* Monday." That's impeachment. It's perpetual motion, a political Groundhog Day, and frankly, it's exhausting. We got a strong nominee, folks, for today's Dumb Sh… for today's *recurring* Dumb Sh… You know what I mean. Just hit the button, Tommy. HIT the button. Let's move on. My blood pressure can't handle another round of this.