Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing "Boston Marathon 2026" trending. And I gotta ask, are we just skipping 2024 and 2025 now? What, are we too good for the present? Is the future just that much shinier? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You see what I'm saying though? It's like everyone's already planning their victory lap for something that hasn't even had the first training shoe tied.
And then you got Marty over there, talking about being "lost." Marty, if you're already planning for 2026, you're not lost, you're just *disoriented by temporal displacement*. That's a "future me" problem for sure. The marathon? I'm not even thinking about what I'm having for lunch yet, and y'all are out here mapping out a race that's two years away. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. A stressful one. Respectfully… no. I'm not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is a whole lot of people trying to outrun tomorrow when today is still right here, trying to trip you. Tommy, you ready for the 2026 marathon? Don't look at me like that, man.