Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award, and honestly, I'm a little fired up because this isn't just dumb, it's *predictably* dumb. I'm seeing "Juneteenth 2026" trending. JUNETEENTH. TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-SIX. Tommy, are we seriously already planning two years out for a holiday that's *already* on the calendar? Again with the future-tripping!
C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You're still talking about *Stranger Things* season whatever, and now you're trying to calendar out federal holidays for 2026? What is this, some kind of reverse procrastination? Like, you're so good at avoiding what needs to be done *now* that you're just fast-forwarding to what doesn't need to be done *then*? That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. Tommy, you see what I'm saying though? This is peak Dumb Sh*t. Tell 'em, Tommy.