Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing all this chatter about… I don't even know where to start. We got "criminal defense attorney" trending. And I gotta ask, c'mon, boss. Don't do that. You know what that means, right? Someone woke up this morning and thought, "You know what? Today's the day I need a lawyer."
We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award. Because if you’re searching for a criminal defense attorney on a Monday morning, respectfully… no. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle choice. That's a "future me" problem that became a "right now" problem. Are you telling me you didn't see this coming? You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? Tommy, tell 'em. What do you think?