Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. A strong nominee, folks, for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And I’m looking at these trends, right? We got “PS5 Crimson Desert”—fine, whatever. “Myrtle Beach weather”—okay. But then I see it. It’s sitting there, staring me in the face like a bad life choice. “Cryptocurrency trading.”
C’mon, boss. Don’t do that. Don’t do that to yourselves. After everything? After the ups, the downs, the *everything*? We’re still out here, as a society, collectively clicking on “cryptocurrency trading”? That’s not a mistake… that’s a lifestyle! That’s a "future me" problem that "future me" is gonna regret, and "future me" is already stressed enough. Respectfully… no. We collectively decided this was a bad idea, remember? You see what I'm saying though? This is like going back to your ex after they stole your car and keyed "I told you so" on the hood. Tommy, tell me I'm wrong. You can't.