Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm looking at this trending list, right? And I see "iranian shadow fleet." Shadow fleet. C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? Because "shadow fleet" sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon villain's idea of naval power. We're talking about boats that are, what, wearing cloaks? Driving around with the lights off? Is there a secret handshake? A clubhouse with a "no girls allowed" sign?
Tommy, you see what I'm saying though? It's not a shadow fleet. It's just... a fleet. That's how it works. You don't announce your plans to the world. You don't send out invitations. You just *do* the thing. "Shadow fleet" is just a fancy way of saying "things we didn't know about until now because we weren't looking hard enough." That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle, for some of us. I'm not judging. I'm observing. And this "shadow fleet" is probably just a bunch of regular boats trying to avoid paying tolls. That's a 'future me' problem for them. Hit the button. HIT the button.