Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a strong nominee, folks. And frankly, this one… this one just *hits different*. I'm looking at these trends, right? And I see all the usual suspects, the stocks, the sports, the whatever. And then I see it. I see it staring back at me like a forgotten receipt at the bottom of a laundry basket. "May 5th holiday."
May 5th holiday? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You know what May 5th is. It’s Cinco de Mayo. It’s a whole *thing*. It's not some mystery holiday that just *popped up* on the calendar like a rogue pop-up ad. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. That's a "future me" problem for whoever typed that in. We're talking about a day that's celebrated, recognized. And we're reducing it to "May 5th holiday"? That's like calling Christmas "December 25th day off." It’s dumb. It's truly, genuinely dumb.
Tommy, tell 'em. Tell 'em I'm not wrong here.