Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. Forget your scavengers, forget your TSLA stock, Beatrice, because we got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for the Dumb Sh*t Award today, and it's a special one. This isn't just dumb, this is… this is *audacious* dumb. I'm talking about "regnyctix com."
Regnyctix dot com! C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You see what I'm saying though? Who typed that in? Who looked at "regnyctix" and thought, "Yeah, that's a real website. I'm gonna go there"? That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. That's someone who just blindly clicks. That's a future me problem, for sure, but for *them* it's a *right now* problem. The sheer confidence! The absolute unmitigated gall to think that's a thing. That's crazy… but it's also you, whoever typed that in. Tommy, hit me up. What do you even *do* with that?