Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. I'm scrolling, right? And I see "Rhode Island T.F. Green International Airport" trending. And my first thought is, "Okay, cool, maybe they finally got that coffee cart working that doesn't charge you for breathing." But no. No, no, no.
You want the truth or the version that makes you feel better? The *truth* is this: someone out there, multiple someones, are still using "down detector" for actual airports. For a whole *airport*, dude! Are we still acting like the internet is a surprise? Like, "Oh no, my flight is delayed, better check if the entire airport's internet is broken!" C'mon, boss. Don't do that. That's not a mistake… that's a lifestyle. That's crazy… but it's also you. Tommy, you seeing this? Tell me I'm wrong.