Dumb Sh*t Nominee ·

SpaceX CFO is trending, and it's not good.

Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And this one… this one makes my head hurt. I’m looking at this trending feed, and what do I see? "Bret Johnsen SpaceX CFO." Bret Johnsen. SpaceX. CFO.

Now, you remember what I was saying yesterday about Elon and Zuck playing Monopoly while we're all just watching? About how these guys are moving mountains, literally launching rockets into space, and we're over here debating if we should get the unlimited shrimp? And then… *this* guy. This CFO. Is it a mistake? Is it a resignation? Is it… a *lifestyle*? C'mon, boss. Don't do that. You're the CFO of a company that's building the future, and you're trending for… what exactly? The ambiguity alone is infuriating. My guy, you work for SpaceX! Make it count! What's the deal, Tommy? Hit the button.

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