You won't believe da smell in St. Mary's, b'y
Whaddya at, b'y — this is St. John's, oldest city in North America, and we're still here. Let's go.
I'll tell ya one thing, b'y, when you hear about something being a problem for 25 years, you know it's a *proper* problem. And let me tell ya, 110 vats of smelly fish sauce? That's not just a problem, that's a full-blown community crisis, especially when it's been festering down in St. Mary's, just a hop, skip, and a jump from da beautiful Salmonier Line. This ain't some tiny spill, this is a quarter-century of stank that's finally getting hauled away, and it's gonna take 200 dump truck trips to do it. Imagine da smell, b'y!
### What's Da Deal Wit' Da Stink?
So, here's da scoop: a company called Newfoundland Aqua Products went belly up back in the late 90s, and they left behind all dis fish sauce. It's been sitting dere, just fermenting away, a real headache for da folks in St. Mary's. For years, people have been trying to figure out how to get rid of it, and it's been a bureaucratic nightmare. But finally, finally, they've got a plan to get dis pungent mess cleaned up.
* **The Culprit:** 110 vats of fish sauce left by a defunct company. * **The Duration:** 25 years of stink, b'y. A quarter-century! * **The Solution:** Hauling it away in about 200 standard dump truck loads. It's going to a waste management facility, which is good news for everyone's nostrils.
It's a classic Newfoundland story, isn't it? A bit of a mess left behind, years of head-scratching, and then a practical, if somewhat long-winded, solution. For da people of St. Mary's, who've had to live wit' dat smell for a generation, dis isn't just news about fish sauce; it's about finally getting to breathe a bit easier. It's a reminder that even da smallest towns have their big problems, and sometimes, the biggest challenge is just getting rid of da bad smell.
Deirdre Molloy-Waddleton, MiTL Sports Desk, St. John's.
You know Keith and da crew are having a proper laugh about dis on da show every morning, b'y — catch 'em live at mornings.live.