Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. We got a nominee. We got a *strong* nominee for today's Dumb Sh*t Award. And I'm looking at "Star Wars Zero Company" trending. And I gotta ask, c'mon, boss. Don't do that. Seriously? "Zero Company"? You're telling me, after all this time, all the epic names, all the jedi, the sith, the rebels, the empire, you land on… *Zero Company*? That's not a mistake, people. That's a lifestyle choice of blandness. It's like calling your superhero "Guy Who Does Stuff." It's an active decision to be aggressively uninteresting. You see what I'm saying though? This isn't just dumb, it's *aggressively* dumb. Respectfully… no. Tommy, am I wrong? You tell me.
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Star Wars fans, you won't BELIEVE this name.
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