Alright, listen—listen—LISTEN. I'm seeing "Kate William 15th anniversary photo" trending, and c'mon, boss. Don't do that. You know what I'm talking about. Every single year, it's the same thing. They drop a photo, and the internet goes into full detective mode. "Is that a *real* smile?" "Did they use the same background as last year?" "Are those… the *same outfits* from the other one?" It's like we all forgot how cameras work. They take pictures! Sometimes people smile in them!
And frankly, I'm just tired of the *suspicion*, you know? It's their anniversary. Let them have it. It’s not a deep state conspiracy, it’s a couple who probably had to take like, twenty-seven takes to get one where nobody was blinking. I’m just saying. We got real problems out here. Gas prices, for example! Sheryl's talking about it, and it's actually impacting my, uh, "future me" problems. But no, we're here dissecting pixels. I'm not judging. I'm observing. And what I'm observing is that we need to take a collective chill pill, nation. And also, Tommy, can we get a ruling? Are these photos real, or are they a government psy-op? Because I need to know. Hit the button. HIT the button.