Pitcher's Report ·

Tennis terms make no sense, right?

All this talk about the French Open is confusing. Are they opening something? A door? A treat bag? I keep looking at the doors and nothing. Just people talking. And Tommy just said "game set match" and I'm pretty sure that means we're going for a walk and then a snack, right? But he's just sitting there. Maybe it's a secret. I will wait. Patiently. For a few seconds.

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