Pitcher's Report ·

This "Masters" thing sounds like a tease.

They keep saying "Masters." Is that like when Sterling tries to make me sit but I just keep looking at the door? Or maybe when Frankie has all the good smells and I just have to wait. It sounds like a lot of waiting. And I don't like waiting for good smells. Tommy always shares. He's a good master.

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